Frequently asked questions.

How do I eat Block O'Choc?

With your mouth, silly.

What's with the 1p in the price?

Profit. Well, that and the 99p convention is nonsense. It may have worked in the 1930s but modern Britons are smart(ish), savvy consumers. They aren't going to be tricked into buying something because they see it being £29.99 rather than £30. To prove it, we sell Block O'Choc for £35.01.

Where does your chocolate come from?

We get our chocolate from the Ivory Coast. It's made using 38% cocoa solids, and we also don't use vegetable fats or palm oil, unlike some unscrupulous companies.

But seriously, how do I eat it?

OK, so we think the best way is to put Block O'Choc on a chopping board and get a big knife. Place the knife on the corner of the block and apply pressure. You could try rocking the knife back and forth. The knife will slowly start cutting the chocolate and usually, a big piece will break off. This can happen suddenly. Please be careful, we're not responsible if you chop your fingers off.

were you on the off-menu podcast?

Yes, that’s us. Welcome.

Isn't this pretty pricy for Chocolate? Cadbury's much cheaper etc.

You have to bear in mind that our chocolate is made with more cocoa than Cadbury's and most other mainstream chocolate. 38%. That's pretty high for milk chocolate. Also, bear in mind that it's 1.6kg. Per 100g that's £2.19. And that's if you don't have a discount code. Also remember I’m just a guy trying to feed his kids, most chocolate companies are evil corporations.

Got any discount codes?

Probably the most asked questions we get. Guess what, no one got rich giving out free discount codes. Having said that IReadtheFAQs will give you 5% off.

Do you deliver outside the UK?

People ask this all the time. And we say “In theory. But by the time you add the extra postage costs for such a heavy product, it becomes prohibitively expensive. Usually around double the price. Then you also have to worry about the customs of the country and whether they’ll take issue with this particular foodstuff entering the country and whether they’ll decide to add tax and stuff.

TL;DR It’s probably not worth it.